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Put Quotes by Daniel Handler
- If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
- There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and…
- If you like books with happy endings then put this book down immediately.
- I'm jealous of your hooks," Kevin replied. "Having no hands is better than having two equally strong hands." Don't be ridiculous," one of the white-faced…
- Simply put, dramatic irony is when a person makes a harmless remark, and someone else who hears it knows something that makes the remark have…
- Why haven't we fixed sick yet? You scientists there-- put down those starfish and HELP us. I hereby demand that all the people who are…
- Put your hair up, Min. The secret ingredient is not your hair.
- If you wish to avoid an unpleasant story you had best put this book down
- There was something I was always very good at, however, and that was teaching myself not to be frightened while frightening things are going on.…
- Scolding must be very, very fun, otherwise children would be allowed to do it. It is not because children don’t have what it takes to…
- Every new promise was like something heavy I had to carry, with no place to put anything down.
- There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is better…
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- Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines and that… — Karen Armstrong
- It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one… — Neil Armstrong