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Enough with the small talk, my girl pussy is a waterpark. Every little thing I do turn her on, that's autostart. — Lil Wayne
Boy, I live in pussy. Let me speak to my neighbors. — Lil Wayne
Treat the pussy like revolving doors. Ran outta rubbers at the corner store. — Lil Wayne
I told her take her drawers off and she says I ain't wearin' none. I asked her who this pussy for, she said ransom. — Lil Wayne
Love it when she make faces. Pussy feel like vacation. Eat it like I'm dyin' of starvation. I'm at the finish line, her heart racin.' — Lil Wayne
Don't be lookin' for no donations. You get dick, then reservations. I get pussy then hibernation. — Lil Wayne
I beat that pussy like production. Or like Rocky, beat the Russian. Or like Jordan, beat the buzzer. — Lil Wayne
Her mouth, pussy, or asshole, life is full of hard decisions. — Lil Wayne
I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker. — Nikhil Saluja
If you're a cowboy who likes to line dance always remember, the girl behind you is secretly calling you a pussy. — Nikhil Saluja
Found out my girlfriend has been selling her pussy but it's OK she's just playing tricks on me. — Nikhil Saluja
Girls are a lot like the Lotto, if you're lucky you can hit the pussy jackpot when she gives you the 7 digits. — Nikhil Saluja
My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'. — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes I feel like an assassin, especially when pussy is number one on my hit list. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm not a big fan of cats, but I can make her pussy purr. — Nikhil Saluja
Give a man some 'pussy' and he'll have 'sex' for a day. Teach a man to 'jackoff' and he'll have 'sex' for a lifetime. — Nikhil Saluja
Niggas downplaying the money but that's what you do when the money down. I don't waste time putting money down. I just go straight to… — Drake
I want to get back to when I was that kid in the basaement. I want to take it deeper than money, pussy, vacation. — Drake
Girls are like the bank, they'll loan you the pussy, just as long as your ass keeps making the monthly payment. — Nikhil Saluja
Theres just a time where it was like, just getting pussy. Where I was in that sort of Im young, Im going to disconnect from… — Di Lee Shaan
Trust no player, fear no bitch. Give no pussy, suck no dick. People play games, and are full of shit. Play the role and be… — Unknown Author
I get more pussy than a tampon — Swaggs
Some of these men are growing a pussy, because they act like one.. — Frenchqueen
The greatest Invention God Made Was Pussy — 710baby

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