« All Puppy Quotes · Mark Farner's Page
Puppy Quotes by Mark Farner
More Puppy Quotes
- Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot… — Robert Benchley
- A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. — Josh Billings
- An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. — Martin Buber
- What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining. — Mike Ditka
- Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty. — Mignon McLaughlin
- Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy — Barbara Walters
- Every puppy should have a boy. — Erma Bombeck
- When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and… — Corey Ford
- When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated. — Sara Paretsky
- A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense. — Agnes Repplier
- When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through. — Albert Payson Terhune
- No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. — Bernard Williams