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• Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way — Jerry Stiller
• My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted. — Edward Abbey
• If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us… — Robert Patrick
• Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house… — Paul Rudnick
• When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested… — Brian P. Cleary
• I've spent my fortune, tarnished my public view and made myself the brunt of punch line after punch line. — Mindy McCready
• On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line… — Sylvester McCoy
• If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line. — Louise Erdrich
• My father who in this case was an obsessive life-long storyteller, and by a very peculiar trick of my father's. My father… — Stephen Greenblatt
• Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound… — Buddy Hackett
• I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. — Norm MacDonald
• My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line. — David Mamet

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