Puke Quotes

59 quotes by 55 authors

Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon. — Spike Dykes
Heavy metal drives me bonkers, it makes me want to vomit, heavy metal really is a pile of puke. — Ian Gillan
I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me… — Lee Evans
I love dark chocolate - I could eat it 'til I puke. — Behati Prinsloo
I could puke on myself and still be good looking. — Scott Disick
He (Tesla) was 84, and he died in a hotel, completely broke and alone. In love with a pigeon. This is a nightmare. I'm in… — Duncan Trussell
All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers. — Jennifer Rardin
The person I love would never wear fur. Fur just makes me think of shallow women who have no conscience. The fur industry belongs to… — Gavin Rossdale
I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart… — Michael Scott
The air is annoyingly potted with a multitude of minor vertical disturbances which sicken the passengers and keep us captives of our seat belts. We… — Ernest K. Gann
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. — Jack Handey
Listening to Jason Collins describe his gayness as â€˜beautifulâ€™ makes me wanna puke. And kill him. — Jason Collins
The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United States in complex,… — Dave Barry
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke. — Katie Couric
I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke. — Rush Limbaugh
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. — Steve Martin
Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it. — J D Salinger
Explain me to myself, youâ€™ll make me choke on my lunch. Feel sympathy for me, Iâ€™ll puke monkey blood on your understated shoes. — Don DeLillo
Thus went my first Court Day. I think i'm going to puke. — Tamora Pierce
Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one day… — Harry Crews

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