Puke Quotes
59 quotes by 55 authors
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Unless You Puke, Faint or Die, Keep Going!
— Jillian Michaels
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I don't like this world. I definitely do not like it. The society in which I live disgusts me; advertising sickens me; computers make me…
— Michel Houellebecq
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I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me.
— Steven Morrissey
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I loved you so much once. I did. More than anything in the whole wide world. Imagine that. What a laugh that is now. Can…
— Raymond Carver
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Zombies smell worse than anything you can imagine if you haven’t been hunting things on the dark side of the world. It’s a ripe, gassy…
— Lilith Saintcrow
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Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from seventh grade. Then…
— Jennifer Rardin
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It’s a Belgian beer, sweetie. Please tell me you’ve at least heard of it. (Blaine) Boy, I was born in Brussels and the last time…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Today I want to puke when I hear the word 'radical' applied so slothfully and stupidly to Islamist murderers; the most plainly reactionary people in…
— Christopher Hitchens
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Cough clenched, and vomited something chunky into the grass. Terrific. The big dog sat on his haunches and looked at William with a perplexed expression…
— Ilona Andrews
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If Melissa Miller were an artist, she would have painted the world in vicious streaks of red. Nothing like Picasso's rose period, all soft and…
— Jackie Morse Kessler
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Angela had done a marvelous job, I tell you. The puke was everywhere except the toilet. The walls, the floor, the sinks - even on…
— Nicholas Sparks
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Puke and starve and cut and drink because you don't want to feel any of this. Puke and starve and cut and drink because you…
— Laurie Halse Anderson
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You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of…
— Rick Riordan
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I eat the hearts of girls and puke slugs and snails.
— Raegan Butcher
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If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a…
— Richard Kadrey
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and they shook hands, hit each other on the shoulder, then there was forty feet of distance between them and nothing to do but drive…
— Annie Proulx
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Peeta looks at the glass again and puts it together. "You mean this will make me puke?" My prep team laughs hysterically. "Of course, so…
— Suzanne Collins
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It is useless not to seek, not to want, for when you cease to seek you start to find, and when you cease to want,…
— Samuel Beckett
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
— Adam Sandler
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I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.
— Lucy Punch
Who Wrote These Puke Quotes
55 authors contributed a total of 59 Puke Quotes, led by these top contributors: