Puke Quotes

59 quotes by 55 authors

Unless You Puke, Faint or Die, Keep Going! — Jillian Michaels
I don't like this world. I definitely do not like it. The society in which I live disgusts me; advertising sickens me; computers make me… — Michel Houellebecq
I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me. — Steven Morrissey
I loved you so much once. I did. More than anything in the whole wide world. Imagine that. What a laugh that is now. Can… — Raymond Carver
Zombies smell worse than anything you can imagine if you havenâ€™t been hunting things on the dark side of the world. Itâ€™s a ripe, gassy… — Lilith Saintcrow
Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from seventh grade. Then… — Jennifer Rardin
Itâ€™s a Belgian beer, sweetie. Please tell me youâ€™ve at least heard of it. (Blaine) Boy, I was born in Brussels and the last time… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Today I want to puke when I hear the word 'radical' applied so slothfully and stupidly to Islamist murderers; the most plainly reactionary people in… — Christopher Hitchens
Cough clenched, and vomited something chunky into the grass. Terrific. The big dog sat on his haunches and looked at William with a perplexed expression… — Ilona Andrews
If Melissa Miller were an artist, she would have painted the world in vicious streaks of red. Nothing like Picasso's rose period, all soft and… — Jackie Morse Kessler
Angela had done a marvelous job, I tell you. The puke was everywhere except the toilet. The walls, the floor, the sinks - even on… — Nicholas Sparks
Puke and starve and cut and drink because you don't want to feel any of this. Puke and starve and cut and drink because you… — Laurie Halse Anderson
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of… — Rick Riordan
I eat the hearts of girls and puke slugs and snails. — Raegan Butcher
If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a… — Richard Kadrey
and they shook hands, hit each other on the shoulder, then there was forty feet of distance between them and nothing to do but drive… — Annie Proulx
Peeta looks at the glass again and puts it together. "You mean this will make me puke?" My prep team laughs hysterically. "Of course, so… — Suzanne Collins
It is useless not to seek, not to want, for when you cease to seek you start to find, and when you cease to want,… — Samuel Beckett
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you. — Adam Sandler
I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting. — Lucy Punch

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