Puke Quotes

59 quotes by 55 authors

Nutrition makes me puke. — Jimmy Piersall
The sight of burnt orange makes me puke. — Brian Bosworth
I hate when I'm about to write something inspirational and I puke all over my phone and have to get a new one. — Nikhil Saluja
I wonder what's it's like to wake up and love yourself. To look in the mirror and not want to cry. To weigh yourself, see… — Ream
You couldn't understand even if you tried, because you don't know how it's like to cut, to puke and starve, to hate every inch of… — Ream
[ Entering college ] This kind of place made me want to puke. I needed a real drink to cope with the electronic lectures and… — Paritoshik Sharma
The whisper that curl into your head at night, calling you names and a disappointment. puke and starve and cut and drink because you don't… — Amiea
Sometimes I wonder why I can't be the girl with the beautiful smile. Sometimes I wonder why my hair isn't always good. Sometimes I wonder… — The Forgotten
Listen closely when your kiddo tell you their dreams. Just puke on them when they laugh. — Green Monk
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke — Steve Martin
To anyone who's listening, you're not born into sin. The guilt they try and give you, puke it in the nearest bin. — Red Hot Chili Peppers
Why? You want to know why? Listen to the whispers that curl into your head at night, calling you ugly and fat and stupid and… — Laurie Halse Anderson
It so happens that I'm so haphazardous. I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and fuckin' cast the shit. — Earl Sweatshirt
Party hard, fuck hard, drink hard, smoke hard, dance hard, puke hard, at the end of the night ERERERERERERE! Then ill say you got it… — Ludovicous/ Aidin Cunningham/ Alexa Green
Every night is a party, you never know what comes but just party hard, puke hard, fuck hard, and when you fuck hard ererererere! and… — Ludo Brusa Aidan Cunningham Alexa Green
Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more… — Massmurder
My life was on the set of 90210, which meant I had a full-time job while everyone else I knew was starting college. It kind… — Tori Spelling
I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to puke — Carlin Whisler
You make me want to puke. (In a good way!) — Psyche_Zeroh

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