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But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world…
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the…
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men…
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you…
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds…
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a…
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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to…
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits…
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
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The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes.
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The impulse to acquisition, pursuit of gain, of money, of the greatest possible amount of money, has in itself nothing to do…
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Even prostitutes, alcoholics, embezzlers - I won't rehearse the whole catalogue - need health insurance.
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All fighters are prostitutes and all promoters are pimps
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All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I…
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There are all these scripts where the women, if they're working, are prostitutes and lawyers with an angry streak who'll kill you.…
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week.…
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The prostitutes worked for a pimp now. He was splendid and cruel. He was a god to them. He took their free…
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