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Professors Quotes by Stephen Leacock
- I am what is called a professor emeritus—from the Latin e, 'out,' and meritus, 'so he ought to be.
- If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library.…
- Professors of theory merely hold post-mortems.
- We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will…
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- God bless my father, but he always spoke in this continental, literary accent, probably because he was a professor of comparative literature… — Nicolas Cage
- You can choose your family sometimes. You can choose people, it could be a teacher, it could be a professor, it could… — Nicolas Cage
- Professor Hawking is heralded as 'the genius of Britain,' yet he believes in the scientific impossibility that nothing created everything and that… — Kirk Cameron
- I'm a minister, and I serve as a minister in addition to being a university professor. — Tony Campolo
- After all manner of professors have done their best for us, the place we are to get knowledge is in books. The… — Albert Camus
- But go on, valiant champion; you die not as a fool, though the apostate, unfaithful, and lukewarm ministers and professors of this… — Donald Cargill
- What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all… — Thomas Carlyle
- Women must tell men always that they are the strong ones. They are the big, the strong, the wonderful. In truth, women… — Coco Chanel
- In America, the professor talks to the mechanic. They are in the same category. — Noam Chomsky