Profane Language Quotes by Andrew Dice Clay

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• I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on…
• I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.
• There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!
• Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!
• I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.
• I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.
• I just like to make people laugh.
• I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.
• I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage…
• I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I…
• I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, 'I hate the rich.' From what I witnessed after living…
• I don't drink to get happy or to forget the pain. I drink to stop the voices in my head. Do you…

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