Andrew Dice Clay Quotes
- I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a…
- I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.
- There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!
- Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!
- I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.
- I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.
- I just like to make people laugh.
- I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.
- I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.
- I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that.…
- I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, 'I hate the rich.' From what I witnessed after living there for 15…
- I don't drink to get happy or to forget the pain. I drink to stop the voices in my head. Do you know what's so…
- Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.