Best Premature Words
132 Premature quotes by 111 unique authors
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The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.
— Mel Brooks
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(Ravic speaking of a butterfly caught in the Louvre) In the morning it would search for flowers and life and the light honey of blossoms…
— Erich Maria Remarque
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We loved each other with a premature love, marked by a fierceness that so often destroys adult lives.
— Vladimir Nabokov
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I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal. It was the most premature definition ever given. Man is many things, but he…
— Oscar Wilde
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History did not demand Yossarian's premature demise, justice could be satisfied without it, progress did not hinge upon it, victory did not depend on it.…
— Joseph Heller
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All human errors are impatience, a premature breaking off of methodical procedure, an apparent fencing-in of what is apparently at issue.
— Franz Kafka
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She knew that it would not be easy to submit to his miserliness, or the foolishness of his premature appearance of age, or his maniacal…
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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I would have, had someone not detonated their charges prematurely. (Nykyrian) Yeah, Cruel. You have to watch that premature detonation problem of yours. (Hauk)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Don't you make fun of me or my children! Some babies are premature. Mine were all postmature. That's why they're so smart. Their brains had…
— Jeannette Walls
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They say philosophers and wise men are indifferent. Wrong. Indifference is a paralysis of the soul, a premature death.
— Anton Chekhov
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He had married (as most young men did) because he had met a perfectly charming girl at the moment when a series of rather aimless…
— Edith Wharton
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This perversion of the truth, familiar to the artist though it was, always unnerved him afresh and proved too much for him. What was a…
— Franz Kafka
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Around 20 million premature and low-birth weight babies are born every year and are at high risk of death or disability because of hypothermia.
— Jane Chen
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Many premature babies are never given a chance to make it out of the hospital.
— Jane Chen
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Part of the bargain of being alive is that one takes a chance at dying a premature or painful death, be it from violence, accident,…
— Steven Pinker
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According to the comprehensive Global Burden of Disease project, the leading risk factors for ill health and premature death are linked to lifestyle, what we…
— Jonas Gahr Store
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While I do not believe Ford was wrong to pardon Nixon, the timing of the pardon was premature and may have cost Ford the margin…
— Richard Ben-Veniste
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Everyone by now presumably knows about the danger of premature optimization. I think we should be just as worried about premature design - designing too…
— Paul Graham
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I was born nine months premature.
— Jay London
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He was born early. But he was born within a safe range of premature.
— Paul Reiser
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Taking pre-natal vitamins can minimise birth defects and can lower the chances both of morning sickness and premature delivery.
— Heidi Murkoff
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When we breathe it in, soot can interfere with our lungs and increase the risk of asthma attacks, lung cancer and even premature death. The…
— Sheldon Whitehouse
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
— Jack Benny
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People who use their erudition to write for a learned minority... don't seem to me favored by fortune but rather to be pitied for their…
— Desiderius Erasmus
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Some ideas suffer from premature ejaculation.
— Nikhil Saluja
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