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507 Pregnancy quotes by 393 unique authors

I remember distinctly telling my father-in-law, barring a miracle, we're going to have to terminate the pregnancy. Her health has to come first — Chris Higgins
You check the pregnancy test every month, and when it comes up negative it can start to wear on you — Cindy Margolis
When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape — Charisma Carpenter
Because they've either conveniently forgotten with time or they're trying to be supportive, most mothers won't tell you how hard pregnancy (and then childbirth) can… — Jenny McCarthy
Every woman while she would be ready to die of shame if surprised in the act of generation, nonetheless carries her pregnancy without a trace… — Arthur Schopenhauer
Pregnancy seemed like a tremendous abdication of control. Something growing inside you which would eventually usurp your life. — Erica Jong
Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy — Friedrich Nietzsche
On her breast size increase during pregnancy: I even make Jordan look normal. — Kerry Katona
That's typical Gabrielle, ... Marc has a very clever plan for this pregnancy. It's going to turn her world upside down — Eva Longoria
There's a marketing scheme that tells you that pregnancy and child rearing will make you into a moron, that your kids are only happy when… — Dar Williams
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler
You do get the pregnant mush-brain... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned. — Kate Hudson
We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. — Jessica Simpson
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and… — Jessica Simpson
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks… — Jessica Simpson
I positively think that ladies who are always enceinte quite disgusting; it is more like a rabbit or guinea-pig than anything else and really it… — Queen Victoria
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just… — Jessica Simpson
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha! — Jessica Simpson
It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus. — Jessica Simpson
You're gonna miss this, you're gonna want this back. You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast. These are some good times, so… — Trace Adkins
It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done. — Jessica Simpson
Labor is really going to hurt. — Jessica Simpson
We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing. — Jessica Simpson
Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins! — Jessica Simpson
If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus! — Jessica Simpson

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