Best Pregnancy Quotations

507 Pregnancy quotes by 393 unique authors

I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx… — Jessica Simpson
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! — Jessica Simpson
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller
I have come, Sire, to complain of one of your subjects who has been so audacious as to kick me in the belly. — Marie Antoinette
If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head. — Carol Burnett
It is not only that we want to bring about an easy labor, without risking injury to the mother or the child; we must go… — Grantly Dick-Read
According to physiological law, all natural, normal functions of the body are achieved without peril or pain. Birth is a natural, normal physiological function for… — John Dye
A pregnant woman is like a beautiful flowering tree, but take care when it comes time for the harvest that you do not shake or… — Peter Jackson
Many women have described their experiences of childbirth as being associated with a spiritual uplifting, the power of which they have never previously been aware.… — Grantly Dick-Read
No other natural bodily function is painful and childbirth should not be an exception — Grantly Dick-Read
The wisdom and compassion a woman can intuitively experience in childbirth can make her a source of healing and understanding for other women. — Stephen Gaskin
If we want to find safe alternatives to obstetrics, we must rediscover midwifery. To rediscover midwifery is the same as giving back childbirth to women.… — Michel Odent
...Respecting the woman as an important and valuable human being and making certain that the woman's experience while giving birth is fulfilling and empowering is… — Marsden Wagner
Now all you can do is wait. It must be hard for you, but there is a right time for everything. Like the ebb and… — Haruki Murakami
A baby is like the beginning of all things: wonder, hope a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to… — Eda LeShan
Women are strong, strong, terribly strong. We don't know how strong until we're pushing out our babies. — Louise Erdrich
Enjoy the pregnancy, not racing ahead and relishing the moment. I think people see pregnancy as something to get over with, but every stage of… — Olivia Wilde
I'm convinced that whatever state you're in during your pregnancy has a huge influence on the baby's personality - so I hope we haven't produced… — Helena Bonham Carter
In the early stages of a pregnancy, the Government cannot intervene with a woman's right to choose. That is it, plain and simple. Guess what.… — Barbara Boxer
When he saw what drugs or alcohol or unwanted pregnancy did to kids he fell in love with, he realized there had to be a… — Unknown Author
Pregnancy is of course confined to women, but it is in other ways significantly different from the typical covered disease or disability — William Rehnquist
I am absolutely over the moon. The baby's due next June. But I haven't found out the sex of the child and doubt I will.… — Unknown Author
I think your body is just a little bit stronger after pregnancy. — Paula Radcliffe
According to the Western model, pregnancy is a disease, menopause is a disease, and even getting pregnant is a disease. Dangerous drugs and devices are… — Barbara Seaman
Prior to Roe , ... whether one could obtain a legal abortion in the face of an unwanted pregnancy was a crap shoot. For 30… — David Garrow

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