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• Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous… — Jackie DeShannon
• I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke. — Steven Morrissey
• If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical… — Kurt Vonnegut
• I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. — Colin Mochrie
• I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking,… — Anna Torv
• The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved… — Billy Connolly
• Nobody was perfect. Not even close. And everybody had wrinkles from smiling and squinting and craining their necks. Everybody has marks on… — Katherine Center
• A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke. — Joshua Lederberg
• The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is… — P.J. O'Rourke
• Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. — Larry David
• My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me. — Lincoln Steffens
• I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything. — Kristanna Loken

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