Practical Joke Quotes

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Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going. — Jackie DeShannon
I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke. — Steven Morrissey
If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical joke? All the… — Kurt Vonnegut
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. — Colin Mochrie
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, â€œOh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking . — Anna Torv
The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex.… — Billy Connolly
Nobody was perfect. Not even close. And everybody had wrinkles from smiling and squinting and craining their necks. Everybody has marks on their bodies from… — Katherine Center
A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke. — Joshua Lederberg
The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The… — P.J. O'Rourke
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. — Larry David
My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me. — Lincoln Steffens
I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything. — Kristanna Loken
The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try… — Mark Twain
I'm just not the outgoing bubble of energy. But if I know you, it's different. Practical jokes. Have fun. I'm not looking for any new… — Eric Dickerson
I was in California the first time I heard Michael Jackson wanted to record with me. I was, like, 'Nah, no way, he's too big,… — Heavy D
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast… — Herman Melville
When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, 'Do you think I'm Charlie the Tuna, like a… — Bill Parcells
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? — Rita Rudner
Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes. — Ashley Tisdale
Life seemed to be an educator's practical joke in which you spent the first half learning and the second half learning that everything you learned… — Russell Baker

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