Potatoes Quotes

326 Potatoes quotes by 278 unique authors

Shakespeare is like mashed potatoes, you can never get enough of him. — Frank McCourt
We are shoulder to shoulder due to the size of the cab, and if Gratton is made of flour and potatoes, Sean is made of… — Maggie Stiefvater
And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. — Lauren Child
Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a… — Cassandra Clare
Once she'd loved my filet mignon, my carnivore inklings, but now she was a vegan princess, living off of beans. She'd given up the cheese… — Sarah Dessen
...and then of course the music sprang up, lousy rock as bold and dull as a giant potato. “Love this song,” Todd said, like it… — Daniel Handler
I would far prefer to have things happen as they naturally do, such as the mousse refusing to leave the mold, the potatoes sticking to… — Julia Child
WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN? The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of the potato. SQUEAK, he said.… — Terry Pratchett
When we finished the kiss she said laughing, I can taste your loneliness - it tastes like vinegar. That annoyed me. Everyone knows loneliness tastes… — Steve Toltz
As the carriage whipped forward, they passed the alley she had spent so many days staring at—it was there, and then gone as they careened… — Cassandra Clare
You think he’s still alive?” Royce asked, nodding his head toward Alric. “Sure,” Hadrian replied without bothering to look. “He’s probably sleeping. Why do you… — Michael J. Sullivan
Marry me, princess. I'll give you my kingdom—small potatoes that it is. — Cindy Gerard
Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich — Veronica Roth
Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one. — Stephen King
I like one hair, tuna fish, the smell of rain and things that are pink. I hate pimples, baked potatoes, when my mother's mad, and… — Judy Blume
Peter lost one of his shoes among the cabbages, and the other shoe amongst the potatoes. — Beatrix Potter
If you don’t want me to be in love with you, you’re going to have to stop looking so lovely. First thing tomorrow I’m having… — Kiera Cass
Vane passed the mashed potatoes across Bride to Fury, who stared at them with a fierce frown "What are these?" he asked. "Potatoes," Vane told… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling… — Louise Rennison
Ordinary life did not stop just because kings rose and fell, Mosca realized. People adapted. If the world turned upside down, everyone ran and hid… — Frances Hardinge
The goblins of the city may hold committees to divide a single potato, but the strong and the cruel still sit on the hill, and… — Catherynne M. Valente
At one store, Gansey had started to pay for Blue's potato chips and she'd snatched them away. "I don't want you to buy me food!"… — Maggie Stiefvater
Out of the thirty thousand types of edible plants thought to exist on Earth, just eleven—corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, cassava, sorghum, millet, beans, barley, rye,… — Bill Bryson
Let the sky rain potatoes," said a musing voice. "Let it thunder to the tune of Greensleeves. — Cassandra Clare
Vanity, right?" Nash reappeared in the living room with an open bag of potato chips. "I nominate my venerable brother. He likes to play hero,… — Rachel Vincent

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