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Brendan Behan has 67 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.
• The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
• Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
• I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food…
• Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to…
• There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
• If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
• The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love…
• I am a drinker with writing problems.
• I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
• Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
• I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my…

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