« All Poop Quotes · Eric Andre's Page
Poop Quotes by Eric Andre
More Poop Quotes
- If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see… — Jerry Seinfeld
- Sometimes, music is like poop. It just has to come out. — Mark Salling
- Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of dog poop.… — Martha Plimpton
- If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and… — Aisha Tyler
- Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got… — Anthony Griffin
- I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind. — Eric Andre
- The first thing I did when I decided that I was going to dive into the world of poop was look at… — Rose George
- I don't flush the toilet after I poop because I'm really into marketing my brand. — Nikhil Saluja