Best Poop Sayings

77 Poop quotes by 57 unique authors

I have to poop! — Snooki
Girls don't poop... But talk a lot of shit — Unknown Author
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Boys sometimes poop. — Unknown Author
I love poopy terds — Terd
I love poop! — Drake
My love for you is like a poop. the more I try not to let it go infront of all of our friends eventhough it… — Unknown Author
It hurts when I poop. — Bruno Mars
When I get excited I want to poop — Snooki
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for… — Jerry Seinfeld
It's in my DNA to be intense, okay, just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter. — Jessy
You dont need make-up to be pretty. All it is poop. You dont want a poop face — Kenzie-ann
Bullies are like dog poop there are many surrounding you, and you just might step on them with you shoes they might make you smell… — Andrea Ball
Why do pepole who are pretty sure they have steped in dog poop always take off their shoe and smell it and say ooh thats… — Kab
Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop. — Kendra Wilkinson
Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work. Anything involving poop, vomit, or blood...always handled by women. Men don't… — Elizabeth Banks
I poop in the backyard. Well, we recycle. We have solar energy. I drive an electric car. I wear disposable diapers. I don't know. That's… — David Duchovny
If my poop spells out my name does that make me the shit?! — C-DASH
Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not poop your pants. — Hussein Nishah
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? — Hussein Nishah
Looking at your girl makes me understand why you cant love me because I'm not that low class like her. As the saying goes..birds of… — Xandra Escorsa
But the damage is done. You brought back the pain. In the middle of all I'm already going through, this freaking, pain-in-my-butt, full of poop,… — Maddi Spiess
@mitchel I know I'm sometimes an asshole to you. But, I'm not an actual asshole, and I wouldn't poop on you or our friend- ship… — Leila
On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic took a dump — Nikhil Saluja
Fun fact: Poop is the only word in the English language that can have its last letter removed and it still means the exact same… — Nikhil Saluja

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