Best Poop Sayings
77 Poop quotes by 57 unique authors
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I have to poop!
— Snooki
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Girls don't poop... But talk a lot of shit
— Unknown Author
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— Unknown Author
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Boys sometimes poop.
— Unknown Author
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I love poopy terds
— Terd
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I love poop!
— Drake
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My love for you is like a poop. the more I try not to let it go infront of all of our friends eventhough it…
— Unknown Author
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It hurts when I poop.
— Bruno Mars
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When I get excited I want to poop
— Snooki
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Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for…
— Jerry Seinfeld
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It's in my DNA to be intense, okay, just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.
— Jessy
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You dont need make-up to be pretty. All it is poop. You dont want a poop face
— Kenzie-ann
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Bullies are like dog poop there are many surrounding you, and you just might step on them with you shoes they might make you smell…
— Andrea Ball
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Why do pepole who are pretty sure they have steped in dog poop always take off their shoe and smell it and say ooh thats…
— Kab
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Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop.
— Kendra Wilkinson
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Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work. Anything involving poop, vomit, or blood...always handled by women. Men don't…
— Elizabeth Banks
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I poop in the backyard. Well, we recycle. We have solar energy. I drive an electric car. I wear disposable diapers. I don't know. That's…
— David Duchovny
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If my poop spells out my name does that make me the shit?!
— C-DASH
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Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not poop your pants.
— Hussein Nishah
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If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
— Hussein Nishah
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Looking at your girl makes me understand why you cant love me because I'm not that low class like her. As the saying goes..birds of…
— Xandra Escorsa
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But the damage is done. You brought back the pain. In the middle of all I'm already going through, this freaking, pain-in-my-butt, full of poop,…
— Maddi Spiess
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@mitchel I know I'm sometimes an asshole to you. But, I'm not an actual asshole, and I wouldn't poop on you or our friend- ship…
— Leila
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On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic took a dump
— Nikhil Saluja
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Fun fact: Poop is the only word in the English language that can have its last letter removed and it still means the exact same…
— Nikhil Saluja
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Who Wrote These Poop Quotes
57 authors contributed a total of 77 Poop Quotes, led by these top contributors: