Police Dog Quotes by Milton Jones

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Milton Jones has 7 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then…
• To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.
• Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us…
• My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better
• I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.
• Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his…
• If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

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