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Ray Romano has 57 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
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Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
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I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel…
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Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity..
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For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
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If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either…
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I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that…
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When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex…
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If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would…
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Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What…
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That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.
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People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy…
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Golf acts as a corrective against sinful pride. I attribute the insane arrogance of the later Roman Emperors almost entirely to the…
— P.G. Wodehouse
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The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
— Bob Hope
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I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...
— Mitch Hedberg
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Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz…
— Robert Ballard
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A lot of my buddies also played golf, but when it came to going to the beach or on the boat and…
— Mike Weir
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President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.
— Jay Leno
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Instead of playing with army men or whatever, I played golf, like for hours every day.
— Bubba Watson
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As a kid in Fayetteville, N.C., I played golf all day, every day, a lot of it by myself. I spent hundreds…
— Ray Floyd
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My one complaint with my father as a parent is that, not only was he not a golfer, but also he was…
— Mike Greenberg
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I've never really played golf. With the sax, I learned technique well enough so that it feels like part of my body,…
— Kenny G
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Well my dad was a pretty good player at one stage and my two older brothers played golf as well. So there…
— Retief Goosen
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I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint.
— Alan Hansen
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