Pizza Quotes
361 quotes by 281 authors
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There is no place for grief in a house which serves the Muse.
— Sappho
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If today I have to make a political statement, it is, 'I love beauty.' I think beauty makes people better.
— Marjane Satrapi
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Mr. President how long must women wait to get their liberty? Let us have the rights we deserve.
— Alice Paul
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I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.
— Axl Rose
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Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those in a Brooks…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
— Faye Kellerman
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Kids want to saute, to cut the pizza, to see how the ingredients come together. If you let them do the fun stuff, they'll develop…
— Guy Fieri
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I don't think there's any kind of preparation for sudden celebrity. I think you almost have this slight nervous breakdown when that kind of media…
— Scarlett Johansson
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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
— Mike Birbiglia
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I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.
— Mike Birbiglia
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A lot of it comes from tiny things, like not eating barbecue sauce with my pizza at two in the morning. I think it's all…
— Jason Sudeikis
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Breastfeeding is the best diet. I want to eat healthy for her, so it's easy to say no to pizza.
— Nancy O'Dell
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I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat.
— Robert Iler
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I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it…
— Vince Vaughn
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Im a character actor, and I made a choice when I was young, after Mystic Pizza, not to go for the mainstream stuff, and to…
— Vincent D'Onofrio
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I love a good steak with a great glass of red wine. But for the TV watching, laying around doing nothing kinds of days, nothing…
— Erin Daniels
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If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I…
— Dave Attell
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If my goal is to become a movie star, me working at a pizza shop won't help me. I have to make the stars align.
— Terrence J
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products:…
— Adam Carolla
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Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase…
— Mitch Hedberg
Who Wrote These Pizza Quotes
281 authors contributed a total of 361 Pizza Quotes, led by these top contributors: