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• In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same…
• Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a…
• You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
• Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't…
• I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there…
• I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's…
• Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
• There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she…

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