Pigs Quotes

467 Pigs quotes by 380 unique authors

When I was a boy, I had a baseball team of my own. We played on a vacant lot between Ninetieth and Ninety-second streets. I… — Jacob Ruppert
In business I want to be a pig because pigs get fatter and hogs gets slaughtered. — Felix Sabates
YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following and seven cities compete for the honor of endowing a… — Ambrose Bierce
Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the… — Unknown Author
Dear girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes, you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs. — Rachel Copeland
The time has come, the Walrus said, To talk of many things: Of shoesand shipsand sealing-wax Of cabbagesand kings And why the sea is boiling… — Lewis Carroll
We're all of us guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. — Tennessee Williams
Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful,… — Matt Groening
He said blow it down for me. Sticks and stones make the homes. But only God can stop the wolves. Don't fraternize with pigs, them… — Lupe Fiasco
No more war pigs of the power, hand of god has struck the hour. — Black Sabbath
Day of judgement, god is calling, on their knees the war pigs crawling. — Black Sabbath
Two pigs wearing suits brought the news that I'm wanted by the bank. They say the rent is due. Caesar's onto you so you better… — Unknown Author
Do whatever it takes to survive. You a bitch! If you snitch on your friends but you a true motherfucker, you don't fuck with the… — C Murder
I got ta get my props. Cops, come and try to snatch my crops. These pigs wanna blow my house down. Head underground, to the… — Cypress Hill
I dont fuck with pigs I fuck with jay_ephraim (Smith) — Nicki Minaj
I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens… — Dwight Schrute
Every morning make sure your pigs are fed, washed and ready to fly... — Unknown Author
Telling a girl that the two of you will be together is just like saying pigs can fly — Latest
Telling a girl that the two of you will be together forever is like saying pigs can fly useless and not true — Stacie Watts
I don't sleep with my pigs. But we hang out on the couch and watch Iron Chef. — Hayden Christensen

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