Pigs Quotes

467 Pigs quotes by 380 unique authors

All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal — Winston Churchill
Scientists, especially when they leave the particular field in which they are specialized, are just as ordinary, pig-headed, and unreasonable as everybody else, and their… — Hans Eysenck
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig. — Judy Sheindlin
Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it. — Don Meyer
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to… — Joan Rivers
In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity. — Ambrose Bierce
Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered. — Jake Gyllenhaal
She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig. — Margot Asquith
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? — George Carlin
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile. — Hunter S. Thompson
You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day. — Don Meyer
Scientists constantly get clobbered with the idea that we spent 27 billion dollars on the Apollo programs, and are asked "What more do you want?"… — Carl Sagan
If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
The user's going to pick dancing pigs over security every time. — Bruce Schneier
A political convention is after all not a meeting of a corporation's board of directors; it is a fiesta, a carnival, a pig-rooting, horse-snorting, band-playing,… — Norman Mailer
There's a schizoid quality to our relationship with animals, in which sentiment and brutality exist side by side. Half the dogs in America will receive… — Michael Pollan
I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heel shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of… — Andrea Dworkin
Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue… — Michael Savage
On game day, I'm as nervous as a pig in a packing plant. — Darrell Royal
I do not like eating meat because I have seen lambs and pigs killed. I saw and felt their pain. They felt the approaching death.… — Vaslav Nijinsky
One only passes from the darkness of ignorance to the enlightenment of science if one re-reads with ever-increasing love the works of the ancients. Let… — Unknown Author
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. — Cale Yarborough
Aristotle, in spite of his reputation, is full of absurdities. He says that children should be conceived in the Winter, when the wind is in… — Bertrand Russell
Denmark is sadly a hellish place if you happen to be a pig, but the brioche and fruits that tower on the table before me… — Steven Morrissey
He said, "You have pigs in this poem; pigs are not poetic." I got up and walked out of that class and never went back. — Carolyn Kizer

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