Pigs Quotes

467 Pigs quotes by 380 unique authors

I thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so they could only think more of me. — Jeff Koons
Paint like a pig eats. — Richard Schmid
Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig… — David Letterman
My faith does not lead me to think the Lord will provide us with roast pig, bread already buttered, etc. He will provide us with… — Brigham Young
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must… — Will Rogers
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the… — Will Rogers
A relative of mine ... spends his time producing improved breeds of sheep and pigs and chickens. So patronising and irritating to teh Almighty, I… — Hector Hugh Munro
The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten. — Bob Dylan
The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service. — Mike Harding
You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits… — Dave Barry
Disasters such as earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes, floods, oil spills and radioactive fallout cause massive death of people, pigs, bats and birds. These disasters also impact… — Paul Stamets
Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock. — Craig Stone
I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat… — Vincent Gallo
When actors first come up, you're auditioning for everything - you're trying to sniff it out like a pig with a truffle and you would… — Bryan Cranston
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs… — Quentin Crisp
Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that… — Davy Crockett
Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that… — James Dean
Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock. — Paula Deen
My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I refused… — Zooey Deschanel
Thanks to capitalism, the importance placed on beauty has never been so manipulated. We are the guinea pigs force-fed ads that tell us how pathetic… — Beth Ditto

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