Phone Company Quotes

16 Phone Company quotes by 12 unique authors

• Communism is like one big phone company. — Lenny Bruce
• There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready… — Bill Bryson
• I was working at a phone company. I got tired of my life and wanted to change it, so I did — Chi McBride
• I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite. — Craig Newmark
• The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth. — Lily Tomlin
• I am the Alexander Graham Bell of the phone company, the Christopher Columbus of America because after 'The Twist' everything changed, .. Watch the films… — Chubby Checker
• We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company. — Lily Tomlin
• Police departments no longer have to pay overtime or divert resources from other projects to find out where an individual goes - all they have… — Ron Wyden
• I sprung you because I've got a message for you" "doesn't your family own a cell phone company?" "only a little one — Ally Carter
• Phone phreaking is a type of hacking that allows you to explore the telephone network by exploiting the phone systems and phone company employees. — Kevin Mitnick
• The crucial legacy of the personal computer is that anyone can write code for it and give or sell that code to you - and… — Jonathan Zittrain
• I was fascinated with the phone system and how it worked; I became a hacker to get better control over the phone company. — Kevin Mitnick
• My dad worked for the city and my mom worked for the phone company. It wasn't exactly the most upscale neighborhood, and a lot of… — Mario Lopez
• I have heard from the phone company, the water company, the electric company, but havent heard from you. Too bad, its your company I love… — Admin Darkangel

Who Wrote These Phone Company Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 16 Phone Company Quotes as follows:

• 2 Phone Company Quotes by Lily Tomlin
• 2 Phone Company Quotes by Kevin Mitnick
• 1 Phone Company Quote by Ron Wyden
• 1 Phone Company Quote by Mario Lopez
• 1 Phone Company Quote by Lenny Bruce
• 1 Phone Company Quote by Jonathan Zittrain
• 1 Phone Company Quote by Craig Newmark
• 1 Phone Company Quote by Chubby Checker
• 1 Phone Company Quote by Chi McBride
• 1 Phone Company Quote by Bill Bryson
• 1 Phone Company Quote by Ally Carter
• 1 Phone Company Quote by Admin Darkangel