"The phone company handles 84 billion calls a……" — Lily Tomlin
"The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth."
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83 Quotes by Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin has 83 quotes on this site.
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What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.
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I wonder what it would be like if we all became what we wanted to be when we grew up?…
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Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity…
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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If you can't be direct, why be?
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.
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No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.
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To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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