Pew Quotes
- I went to church irregularly and was mostly reading comics in the pew. — Alice Sebold
- During the ten years I lived in the U.K., I frequently attended an Anglican church just outside of London. I enjoyed the energetic singing and… — Gary Hamel
- Why would God bless you if all that you do, is show up on Sundays and park in the pew? — Unknown Author
- When it's foggy in the pulpit it's cloudy in the pew. — Cavett Robert
- Uh, pew! Ree-yuck! Tiggers don't like ice skating! [emerging from the snow after crashing into Rabbit's house while ice skating with Roo] — Tigger
- A woman in Pennsylvania was arrested for putting a forged 50 dollar check in a church offering plate and for stealing a woman's wallet from… — Seth Meyers