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• Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical…
• I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally…
• It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.
• Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.
• We can and should complain about certain horrors of the modern world, but when it comes to the treatment of mental illness,…
• Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is…
• I no longer believe in freedom of speech.
• I hate wearing suits and ties.

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