Pathetic Quotes

380 Pathetic quotes by 304 unique authors

I don't distinguish between magic and art. When I got into magic, I realised I had been doing it all along, ever since I wrote… — Alan Moore
Should a reasonable person not demand that philosophy should not be foolishly purveyed before people incompetent to see the point of it, as pearls before… — Kenny Smith
Bourgeois society, rife with an atomism or monadism of secluded egos, is profoundly uncomfortable with topics of domination just because of the rift between how… — Kenny Smith
The only thing that is pathetic... is you. — Randy Orton
Nothing is so abject and pathetic as a politician who has lost his job, save only a retired stud-horse. — H. L. Mencken
What will die with me when I die, what pathetic or fragile form will the world lose? — Jorge Luis Borges
Blindness has not been for me a total misfortune; it should not be seen in a pathetic way. It should be seen as a way… — Jorge Luis Borges
History is a pathetic junkyard of broken treaties. — Richard M. Nixon
When I was about 16, I got my ball taken off me by the police for playing in the street - which is pathetic really. — Wayne Rooney
What I enjoy doing is challenging stereotypes of what people believe a Tory must be. You don't have to say every Tory is in it… — Louise Mensch
Dinner was meat - not hunks of meat, as in Australia, but pathetic scraps of meat, as in Britain - which the girls upstairs transformed… — Clive James
If you're gay or religious you're always hearing this word tolerance. It's a pathetic word. It's actually just a politically correct word for the term… — Rupert Everett
Alfred Hitchcock, Isaac Newton, Elvis Presley, Captain Bligh, they're heroic or pathetic depending on which book you buy. — Bob Seger
Not to sound too pathetic, but there have been long stretches where I haven't been able to get a job. — David Caruso
I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes. — Deborah Kerr
To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit. — Andy Murray
I don't believe in, and I am a devout non-believer, in playing new songs live if the subjected and pathetic crowd has not heard them… — Peter Steele
Beyond the wounds of the child and the scars of the man, there is something in the heart of love itself that makes love pathetic. — Philip Rieff
Coyness is a rather comically pathetic fault, a miscalculation in which, by trying to veil the ego, we let it appear stark naked. — Louis Kronenberger
The earth does not argue, Is not pathetic, has no arrangements, Does not scream, haste, persuade, threaten, promise, Makes no discriminations, has no conceivable failures,… — Walt Whitman
The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects, pathetic fake buildings, and childish tricks which the crowd pretends… — Jean Baudrillard
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. — Ben Stiller
I'm one of those pathetic actors who will say yes to every play reading just because I do miss the stage so much. What I… — Julianna Margulies
WIDOW, n. A pathetic figure that the Christian world has agreed to take humorously, although Christ's tenderness towards widows was one of the most marked… — Ambrose Bierce
Ignorance, intolerance, egotism, self-assertion, opaque perception, dense and pitiful chuckle headedness - and an almost pathetic unconsciousness of it all, that is what I was… — Mark Twain

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