Pathetic Quotes

380 quotes by 320 authors

Another thing that's pathetic is this rule that you have to look ugly to get respect as an actress. Jessica Lange had to make herself… — Kevyn Aucoin
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. — Dave Barry
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. — Drew Barrymore
I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me. — Steve Carell
Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Arnold Schwarzenegger,… — Graydon Carter
All but the hard hearted man must be torn with pity for this pathetic dilemma of the rich man, who has to keep the poor… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
The theist can only find meaning by leaving this life for a transcendental world beyond the grave. The human world as he finds it is… — Paul Kurtz
Love does nothing but make you weak! It turns you into an object of pity and derision-a mewling pathetic creature no more fit to live… — Teresa Medeiros
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul - enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I… — Angela Carter
Advertisements are now so numerous that they are very negligently perused, and it is therefore become necessary to gain attention by magnificence of promises, and… — Samuel Johnson
Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you… — Dennis Miller
I thought it was pathetic: The league just decided that Grant Hill would go right to the top. — Dennis Rodman
It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his… — Jerry Seinfeld
Flowers that are so pathetic in their beauty, frail as the clouds, and in their coloring as gorgeous as the heavens, had through thousands of… — Thomas de Quincey
The praise that comes of love does not make us vain, but humble rather. Knowing what we are, the pride that shines in our mother's… — James M. Barrie
The media have just buried the last yuppie, a pathetic creature who had not heard the news that the great pendulum of public consciousness has… — Barbara Ehrenreich
Strange indeed is human nature. Here were these men, to whom murder was familiar, who again and again had struck down the father of the… — Arthur Conan Doyle
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us. — Jerry Garcia
When I grew older, I thought I would become an even more special person. But, it's not true. I eat more and I know a… — Cheon Eunbi
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something… — H. L. Mencken

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