Pathetic Quotes
380 quotes by 320 authors
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Another thing that's pathetic is this rule that you have to look ugly to get respect as an actress. Jessica Lange had to make herself…
— Kevyn Aucoin
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To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
— Dave Barry
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I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic.
— Drew Barrymore
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I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me.
— Steve Carell
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Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Arnold Schwarzenegger,…
— Graydon Carter
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All but the hard hearted man must be torn with pity for this pathetic dilemma of the rich man, who has to keep the poor…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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The theist can only find meaning by leaving this life for a transcendental world beyond the grave. The human world as he finds it is…
— Paul Kurtz
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Love does nothing but make you weak! It turns you into an object of pity and derision-a mewling pathetic creature no more fit to live…
— Teresa Medeiros
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The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul - enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I…
— Angela Carter
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Advertisements are now so numerous that they are very negligently perused, and it is therefore become necessary to gain attention by magnificence of promises, and…
— Samuel Johnson
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you…
— Dennis Miller
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I thought it was pathetic: The league just decided that Grant Hill would go right to the top.
— Dennis Rodman
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It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his…
— Jerry Seinfeld
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Flowers that are so pathetic in their beauty, frail as the clouds, and in their coloring as gorgeous as the heavens, had through thousands of…
— Thomas de Quincey
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The praise that comes of love does not make us vain, but humble rather. Knowing what we are, the pride that shines in our mother's…
— James M. Barrie
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The media have just buried the last yuppie, a pathetic creature who had not heard the news that the great pendulum of public consciousness has…
— Barbara Ehrenreich
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Strange indeed is human nature. Here were these men, to whom murder was familiar, who again and again had struck down the father of the…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
— Jerry Garcia
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When I grew older, I thought I would become an even more special person. But, it's not true. I eat more and I know a…
— Cheon Eunbi
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A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something…
— H. L. Mencken
Who Wrote These Pathetic Quotes
320 authors contributed a total of 380 Pathetic Quotes, led by these top contributors: