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Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
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The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of…
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If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't…
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Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.
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Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under…
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In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'
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I wasn't really a performer by temperament,
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You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my…
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Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics/ And the Catholics hate the Protestants/ And the Hindus hate the Muslims/ And everybody hates the…
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If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike…
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But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.
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In one word he told me the secret of success in mathematics: plagiarize; only be sure always to call it . .…
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The stillness of the early morning scene enables me to take in and enjoy many things which pass me by during the…
— Rosemary Verey
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They were so clever finding ways to get me the ball. They had to do more than just give up open shots.…
— Wilt Chamberlain
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When I train, I'm peeled away. I'm at my rawest state. Generally there's spit coming out my mouth, sweat pouring out my…
— Dwayne Johnson
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Keep calm and pass me the ball.
— Dimitar Berbatov
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Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten
— Lierre Keith
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My life is actually very boring. The life of a bestselling novelist sounds like it ought to be spectacularly glamorous and fun,…
— Jane Green
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Moving ahead, so life won’t pass me by.
— Jim Croce
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Mum, Vitali just sent me a text, would you pass me a new pair of panties.
— David Haye
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Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I'm home bound. Staring blankly ahead, just making my way, making a way,…
— Vanessa Carlton
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People are more likely to pass me on the street without recognizing me, and that's good.
— Hugo Weaving
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I still find it strange, I suppose, when I say to someone, 'Can you just pass me my leg?' But I don't…
— Oscar Pistorius
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Please pass me the peace weed, and take some heed. Throw away all that mixed up speed.
— Jimi Hendrix
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