Parrots Quotes

95 Parrots quotes by 79 unique authors

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots! — Michael Landon
I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem… — Jack Handey
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF! — Jack Handey
I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of… — Jack Handey
As we say in Berlin, there are many ways to bake a parrot. — Erik Spiekermann
The kingdom of God does not consist in talk, but in power, that is, in works and practice. God loves the 'doers of the word'… — Martin Luther
I have a deep-seated respect for parrots. As gifted as I am with all other wildlife, parrots have this uncanny desire to kill me. I'm… — Steve Irwin
Shortly, the public will be unable to reason or think for themselves. They'll only be able to parrot the information they've been given on the… — Zbigniew Brzezinski
I'm a parrot. I can pick up an accent and just do it. — Brion James
Man stands in materialism; you and I are materialists. Our talking about God and Spirit is good; but it is simply the vogue in our… — Swami Vivekananda
Man stands in materialism; you and I are materialists. Our talking about God and Spirit is good; but it is simply the vogue in our… — Swami Vivekananda
I had started by imitating a parrot, which is unusual, in that a parrot is supposed to imitate you. By taking the initiative you allow… — Peter Ustinov
I wish to boast that Pygmalion has been an extremely successful play all over Europe and North America as well as at home. It is… — George Bernard Shaw
Parrots are the opium of the people — Karl Marx
Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out. — Gilbert Gottfried
If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me. — Gilbert Gottfried
Most of us live for the critic, and he lives on us. He doesn't sacrifice himself. He gets so much a line for writing a… — William Morris Hunt
Mr. Jamrach led me through the lobby and into the menagerie. The first was a parrot room, a fearsome screaming place of mad round eyes,… — Carol Birch
She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot — Mark Twain
I’m a big fan of parrots - I think they’re fascinating creatures. Many of them live for longer than us humans and it's interesting to… — Derren Brown
In this distribution of functions, the scholar is the delegated intellect. In the right state, he is, Man Thinking. In the degenerate state, when the… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I don't like that sort of school... where the bright childish imagination is utterly discouraged... where I have never seen among the pupils, whether boys… — Charles Dickens
Like most men, Jimmy Jim was neither all good nor all bad. It is just that when he was bad, gentler people saw in him… — Rick Bragg
If it had been a heart attack, the newspapermight have used the word massive,as if a mountain range had openedinside her, but insteadit used the… — Nick Flynn
If you can find a host for me that has a friendly parrot, I will be very very glad… DON'T buy a parrot figuring that… — Richard Stallman

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