Paranoid Quotes

188 Paranoid quotes by 163 unique authors

I've had paranoid panic attacks. — Katherine Heigl
I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. — Howard Hughes
Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. — Molly Ivins
Methamphetamine is a hideous drug. Meth makes a person become paranoid, violent, and aggressive - making them a serious threat to society and law enforcement.… — Dirk Kempthorne
High culture is paranoid about sentiment. But human beings are intensely sentimental. — Thomas Kinkade
Even a paranoid can have enemies. — Henry A. Kissinger
There are stars who are proficiently paranoid enough to hide what they really think. I can't. — Shirley MacLaine
To keep the record straight, it wasn't always John and Yoko. We've all accused one another of various business things; we tend to be pretty… — Paul McCartney
If you start becoming withdrawn and looking over your shoulder, being careful about what you say, that's being paranoid. This is an open, accessible team.… — Art Modell
I guess the line between being paranoid and being a rock star is smaller than one would expect. — Brian Molko
I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard. — Seth Rogen
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around… — Rita Rudner
This paranoid Islam, which blames outsider, 'infidels', for all the ills of Muslim societies, and whose proposed remedy is the closing of those societies to… — Salman Rushdie
I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. — J D Salinger
Actual gay people can make many others feel uncomfortable and paranoid because they don't know and can't articulate what makes a person gay, and they… — Dan Savage
I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them. — Susan Sontag
I used to be more paranoid and stressed, constantly worrying about my Plan B. But the truth is I don't have one. — Uma Thurman
Let me say this: I'm paranoid of the government. They've lost my trust. They've lied to me so many times that I don't know what… — Jesse Ventura
I'm an athlete and I'm black, and a lot of black athletes go broke. I do not want to become a statistic, so maybe I… — Serena Williams
I always do get a little bit paranoid when I get a lot of attention. But I get used to it. — Brian Wilson
And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it. — Thom Yorke
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. — Kurt Cobain
The Saint whose water can light lamps, the clairvoyant whose lapse in recall is the breath of God, the true paranoid for whom all is… — Thomas Pynchon
Anyone in the United States today who isn't paranoid must be crazy. — Robert Anton Wilson
I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and… — Woody Allen

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