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• Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
• Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't…
• You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
• Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
• If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
• This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me -…
• A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants…
• The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are…
• The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf…
• We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don't…
• When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it
• There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying…

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