Best Oven Quotations

146 Oven quotes by 126 unique authors

A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not… — Delia Smith
With optimism, you look upon the sunny side of things. People say, 'Studs, you're an optimist.' I never said I was an optimist. I have… — Studs Terkel
The original lists were probably carved in stone and represented longer periods of time. They contained things like 'Get More Clay. Make Better Oven.' — David Viscott
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. — Steven Wright
Eating something fresh out of the oven is like a hug you can taste. — Regina Brett
There were doors that looked like large keyholes, others that resembled the entrances to caves, there were golden doors, some were padded and some were… — Michael Ende
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on… — Erma Bombeck
On the morning the last Lisbon daughter took her turn at suicide- it was Mary this time, and sleeping pills, like Therese- the two paramedics… — Jeffrey Eugenides
My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich,… — Augusten Burroughs
The disgraced Usurer Yankel D took the baby girl home that evening... He made a bed of crumpled newspaper in a deep baking pan and… — Jonathan Safran Foer
Households that have lost the soul of cooking from their routines may not know what they are missing: the song of a stir-fry sizzle, the… — Barbara Kingsolver
Millions of American women, and some men, commit that outrage every summer day. They are turning a superb treat into mere provender. Shucked and boiled… — Rex Stout
I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastille Day eventually rolled around, I planned to stay home and clean my oven. — David Sedaris
I am no theologian. I would not be surprised, however, if Heaven proved to be a cozy kitchen, where delicious treats appeared in the oven… — Dean Koontz
That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about Morelli. I was talking about… — Janet Evanovich
The first time I hung out with [David Blaine], he took me to this condemned building, and it had a pizza oven and he crawled… — Harmony Korine
Mr. Greer timed all our speeches with an oven timer. Things were nothing at Tribeca Alternative, considered one of Manhattan's finest prep schools, if not… — Meg Cabot
Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. — Craig Ferguson
I want you to know that I fought you fairly. Equal to equal. I could have used my powers against you, but I didn’t. (Stryker)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Ooo, let’s see, I need to get my spicy barbecue sauce. Definitely some oven mitts, ‘cause he’s gonna be hot from being flame-broiled. I need… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Liz looks at the tissue box, which is decorated with drawings of snowmen engaged in various holiday activities. One of the snowmen is happily placing… — Gabrielle Zevin
Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked. — Kathryn Stockett
The measuring and mixing always smoothed out her thinking processes - nothing was as calming as creaming butter - and when the kitchen was warm… — Jennifer Crusie
The mishandling of food and equipment with panache was always admired; to some extent, this remains true to this day. Butchers still slap down prime… — Anthony Bourdain

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