Orange Quotes

423 Orange quotes by 361 unique authors

Hold uzis in a mobster suit. The Bugati got ostrich seats, my gosh I'm loose. Pick up 50 G's a morning with my orange juice. — D Block
If you go to Tennessee, I will be there at all the games. I will be there to support you, but I am not wearing… — The Blind Side
George Hamilton, youre like Tang. Youre dry and orange and nobody has given a f*ck about you since 1968. — Jeff Ross
WHY IS A ORNGE CALLED A ORANGE AND WHY NOT SKY BLUE BUT SKY ??? — Unknown Author
Yesterday, I was trying to do something productive with my day. I started off doing homework, which evolved into a stickman war in my English… — Unknown Author
I'm out my mind, just blew a thousand swisher sweets. In my black and orange charger, call it trick or treat. — Young Jeezy
-I would like a ham and cheese biscut with orange juirce. Heler. -*we outta ham* Ya outta ham well just give me a egg biscut.… — Madea
Why yo' face like an orange and then yo' neck is albino? — Myself
I usually do enjoy both the World Cup and the European Cup. (The Netherlands is a major cecsor country: it's our national pastime. Normal cecsor… — Unknown Author
People think I am best voted to stare at an orange juice carton because it says — Ass Hole
I gotta show em' how to eat right man, that's all...I got all five food groups. Pancakes, sausage-egg McMuffin, cinnamon roll, large orange juice...I just… — Chad Ochocinco
Why are all ads secret weight loss or aging 'tricks?' That weird orange grandma? — Alison Pill
You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go 'Jeez... what have you… — Kevin James
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams
If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange, celebrate your differences - make a great fruit salad. Love isn't about being the same - it's… — Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A blue house is made of blue bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. A red house is made of red bricks. An… — Unkown
Girl who fall for the wrong guy tend to mix up with emtional rank of an orange. But subside it and you'll get what tour… — Unknown Author
If she doesnt know she loves orange soda she/he is too young for you bro!!!!!!! — Maeve Garrison (me)
..._____In the shades of a big orange-grove, you and me alone, and our pure love grew to prove that we have succeeded in our life....______… — WILLIAMSJI MAVELI
I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw the orange at… — Nikhil Saluja

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