Onions Quotes

154 Onions quotes by 142 unique authors

The next day, she was silent. For breakfast, she murdered an onion and served it raw. — Adam Johnson
Before a Cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream; And… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
My last refuge, my books: simple pleasures, like finding wild onions by the side of a road, or requited love. — Tracy Letts
If half an onion is black with rot, it is a rotten onion. A man is good or he is evil. (Melisandre of Asshai) — George R. R. Martin
Titchy little snapperwhippers like you should not be higgling around with an old sage and onions who is hundreds of years more than you. — Roald Dahl
...and yet could swear it was just then that I fell in love. It wasn't, of course, simply the onions -- it was the sudden… — Graham Greene
Pyp had stabbed a turnip with his knife. "The night is dark and full of turnips," he announced in a solemn voice. "Let us all… — George R. R. Martin
You cannot escape where you come from, September. Some part of it remains inside you always, like the slender white heart in the center of… — Catherynne M. Valente
Like the layers of an onion, under the first lie is another, and under that another, and they all make you cry. — Derrick Jensen
Don't get me wrong. I love a Denver omelette as much as the next girl. But I'm curious whether that’s your thing, or if you… — Julie James
Before Julia Child there was only onion dip. — Susan Branch
My mother has told so many times the unbelievable story of how, as a toddler, I would demand raw onions and eat them like apples,… — Alice Dreger
When I was young, I used to expect Parisians to wear little black berets, to bicycle about with strings of onions around their necks, and… — Craig Brown
Sweet Washington cherries and Walla Walla onions are two of my favorite local treats. — Tom Douglas
Another way I like to barbecue king salmon is as a whole fish stuffed, literally to the gills, with sweet onions, sliced lemons, and summer… — Tom Douglas
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble! — Sid Waddell
One day, Im gonna make the onions cry — Hussein Nishah
A friend of mine said onions are the only food that makes you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a… — Michelle Villaflor Amante
I dont used Onions to crying.. your past memory is enough to make me cry.. — Yankees
Ogres are like onions. — Shrek
One day.. I will make the onions cry... — Unknown Author
A friend of mine once said onions are the only foods that can make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face… — Bismark Frimpong
The kitchen, reasonably enough, was the scene of my first gastronomic adventure. I was on all fours. I crawled into the vegetable bin, settled on… — James Beard
Son asks his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? Father answers: Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties a… — Sharlene05
Stock up your pantry and your freezer with things that aren't perishable: Your favorite jar of tomato sauce that lists 'tomato' as the first ingredient,… — Giada De Laurentiis

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