Onions Quotes

154 Onions quotes by 142 unique authors

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit. — Tom Sizemore
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that. — Mitch Hedberg
You don't learn knife skills at cooking school, because they give you only six onions and no matter how hard you focus on those six… — Bill Buford
That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food… — Mitch Hedberg
Don't bother to argue anything on the Internet. And I mean, ANYTHING.... The most innocuous, innocent, harmless, basic topics will be misconstrued by people trying… — Vera Nazarian
What is especially striking and remarkable is that in fundamental physics, a beautiful or elegant theory is more likely to be right than a theory… — Murray Gell-Mann
SACRED, adj. Dedicated to some religious purpose; having a divine character; inspiring solemn thoughts or emotions; as... the Cow in India; the Crocodile, the Cat… — Ambrose Bierce
Wherefore, I beseech you let the dog and the onions and these people of the strange and godless names work out their several salvations from… — Mark Twain
New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion. — Bill Maher
The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind. — Ambrose Bierce
This is the pathless path - returning to where you were initially before you got lost. The deepest truth in you is where the journey… — Ram Dass
When I wrote The Onion Field, I realized that my first two novels were just practice. — Joseph Wambaugh
It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial mechanics, and there'd… — Billy West
As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my… — Victoria Moran
All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate… — George Lindsey
Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. — Sonya Levien
Do not eat garlic or onions; for their smell will reveal that you are a peasant. — Miguel de Cervantes
Each person bears a fear which is special to him. One man fears a close space and another man fears drowning; each laughs at the… — Michael Crichton
We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things.… — Jane Elliott
Man is like an onion. His potential is exposed one layer at a time until all he is, is known by all. — Myles Munroe
She had been so wicked that in all her life she had done only one good deed-given an onion to a beggar. So she went… — E. M. Forster
The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to tell… — Arthur Bloch
I do not like onions. It's so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new… — Stacie Orrico
The Onion Field made a real writer. And then I knew it was over, I couldn't be a cop anymore. — Joseph Wambaugh
As we go within the self, we discover that all the voices of our past lives are still there. As we peel ourselves, which is… — Frederick Lenz

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