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• As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet
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• Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew. — Ivan Turgenev
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• There's an old joke that you know you're in heaven if the cooks are Italian and the engineering is German. If it's… — David Byrne
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• Because, as we are told—a sad old joke, too— Ghosts, like the ladies, never speak till spoke to. — Bill Vaughan
• There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the… — Woody Allen
• An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American former graduate student and asking him what he's working on these days.… — Christopher Hitchens
• There is an old joke that went around- it goes, in the beginning God made man in His own image, and since… — Alistair Begg
• You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six… — C.S. Lewis
• Is anything wrong, dear? the old joke went. No, why? You moved. Just don't move. — Margaret Atwood

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