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207 Oh God quotes by 173 unique authors

Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh, God, he's gay.… — American Dad
Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh, ow. Ow, Francine.… — American Dad
Oh god gay drama. Didn't know people from Minnesota were also in Vegas. Someone buy me a drink. LOL. — Matthew Lush
Oh, God! That is just a rumor, but I would have no shame in perpetuating it. I'll be John Wayne's grandson! You know, his real… — Matthew Morrison
Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for? — Miranda Hobbes
Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death. My buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath. Oh god please won't you help me make it through. — Alice In Chains
Doesn't matter what is on the top, right, way too down below, that's how the werewolf burns in me. Oh God, I see the light… — Children Of Bodom
Cause those that tell the truth are always on the run...Oh God. — Lucky Dube
Nigga T just put me down. Oh God how I love when the 1st come around. Now I'm feelin' black and mild, headed cross town. — Layzie Bone
Create in me a new heart. Oh God and renew the right spirit within me. — Kim Burrell
Cast me not away from thy presence oh God. Take not thy Holy Spirit from me. — Kim Burrell
Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water like… — Hank Moody
Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would… — Janis
Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver,… — Peter Griffin
Oh god. People take things so personal. Of course I care about starving children outside the us. I'm so tired of twitter. Bye. — Sarah Hyland
Oh God, I do not need your heaven or hell I made good work, found great pleasure! I made sin, hell, even take a look!… — Mak_786
I don't know what my greatest fear is. It's hard to say. I mean there's a lot of things out there that you say 'Oh… — Zooey Deschanel
A devastating story of pain, Pain says ..... God tolerates a person or set aside if Bear! I'm bored with this man who lived_ |_Treat… — Mak_786
Marriage is way far away from me. Oh yes, oh God yes, almost definitely. Marriage is so far off, I gotta have a lot of… — Elijah Wood
I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die. — John Mcclane
No matter what I do, they're there. I looked in the mirror and I was like, 'Oh God.' But what am I going to do?… — Kat Dennings
Oh, God, I cant even imagine in any way, shape, or form that Id ever break through. Im such a chameleon; I dont think theres… — Elizabeth Mitchell
Oh God, I want to request to you, please take off to me from your own world. I Feels, I'm Unfit There. — Mak_786
Some are friends that will makes you to want to be alone forever, and some are friends that you'll wish Oh God I don't want… — Blaze Olamiday
Thank God I'm not God for if I were God I wouldn't act Godly instead I'd act like a child of God but luckly I'm… — Unknown Author

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