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Started off in that Chevrolet, but it's Ferraris I gotta drive. I'm on HBO I'm on Entourage. I'm 5'9'' fuckin' 9 to 5. I need… — Big Sean
Already wrote it off, so just ignore the cost. So when I'm rollin' off I'm showin' off with no remorse, Sh'mon. — Mase
I ain't tryna be hell bound/ Rather be Heaven sent and never feel held down/ Lemme take off help me to sell now/ I wanna… — Tactics
We hit it off, got along, right from the jump/ I really thought you were different and not puttin up a front/ What I saw… — Tactics
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and… — Bill Brasky
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as… — Bill Brasky
Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle. — Bill Brasky
I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it 'till he hit… — Bill Engvall
So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know the… — Bill Engvall
Rednecks are like America's pit bulls. They should just sedate those people, drop 'em off in Afghanistan, just let them run wild. Just be like,… — Bill Burr
I was caught up couldn't help it, overwhelmed but how I felt/ It hit me all at once, plus the sex was amazin/ Shit I… — Tactics
Its theologically irresponsible to put off the promises of God into a time when we have no responsibility. — Bill Johnson
Hes been working out in the off-season, on that incredible computer generated body he has. — Bill Walton
The art of tossing up the jump ball has really declined. These officials need to spend more time practicing in off-season. — Bill Walton
If I was home I'd throw him off a...building. I mean that's the only thing they understand. — John Gotti
I think you'd be better off with a lawyer who has no conflict problems. — John Gotti
Off and runnin, poppin somethin havin a great time/ Papa taught me since birth, never let another take mine/ Showin my worth, circulatin through the… — Tactics
Was there ever a clique of such unprincipled men? Their love of office is their controlling passion. In despite of them however we shall leave… — John Tyler
I grew up in a very small, close-knit, Southern Baptist family, where everything was off-limits. So I couldn't wait to get to college and have… — John Grisham
Why do girls take there heels off at the club? There going to end up getting fungus, and it's not cute, in fact it's gross,… — Ella Rojas

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