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Theres that moment where you come off the stage for the first time and youre sitting alone backstage in your thong, sweating, basically coming out… — Joe Manganiello
I was shooting What to Expect When You're Expecting in Atlanta with Chris Rock when this script came in. And I was like, Should I… — Joe Manganiello
So if its a good project Im going to do it, and if my shirt is off in it then Im going to do that… — Joe Manganiello
Don't handle life like a bottle of beer it can slip off the fingers, handle it like the way you will hold a friend's hand… — Simon Quperlier
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin
Lights out, take your shirt off. My phone ringing for some work, bird call. Then I take your girl, and swerve off. Drop it in,… — 2 Chainz
Break you off, countdown, I'm taking off. You a hard worker baby, knew you shouldn't date a boss. — 2 Chainz
Its like high school. You cant fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers! — Ari Gold
If your love left you for some guy she's known for less than a month, or for someone's body then you have to face the… — Nick Bui
I can honestly say I love the way life is going right now, a few tweaks here and there and off I go...But the most… — Jasari
Sometimes life is like a roll of toilet paper; one day ur taking crap off of butwipes the next day ur on a roll! — CariLenae
Break my friends heart, ill break your face and rip your dick off. :) — Racheey Babbeess
The Most Difficult Lesson To Learn Is, Which Hand You Hold For Your Life Or Which One To Break Off. — Pacifiersucker
Why put off until tomorrow, what I know I'm not going to do at all anyway? — Jackie
You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You… — Donnie Darko
Whoa, I gotta lay off da nuts! -Pip in Andalasia — Enchanted
So is it wrong that I only accept people's request when they are loged off? Just in case there ugly..i can delete them. — Syoung
Youre way off, I say youre way off this time son! — Foghorn Leghorn
Boys gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin it off. — Foghorn Leghorn
Thats the trouble with that fool dog, always shootin his mouth off. — Foghorn Leghorn

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