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When I'm angry at my mom. . I don't yell I HATE YOU MOM! and nor do I slam the door . . I just… — Ashish Basumatary
It's bad when you start the day off with a lie. It's NOT a good morning and Id rather be under my blanket still drooling… — Nicole Hill
I dont need anger management.I need people to stop pissing me off. — EwshyCrazyness
Well you know, I think a lot of us in marriage know that you play different roles at different times. And Mitt can get very… — Ann Romney
That is why every president since the Great Depression who came before the American people asking for a second term could look back at the… — Mitt Romney
This president can ask us to be patient. This president can tell us it was someone elses fault. This president can tell us that the… — Mitt Romney
Today, because of President Obama's courage to my kids can stay on their parents' plan until they are 26. Insurers cannot take you off your… — Rahm Emanuel
Pay off your credit cards every month. — IDNTSMOKE
Let's just turn off the lights and play a game called whos In My Mouth? — Dane Cook
They ended up wanting someone with an authentic British accent, and I didn't have enough time to prepare and go in an audition and act… — Stacy Keibler
Now, President Obama paid off his own student loans not too long ago. He remembers what it is like. He said making it easier to… — Kal Penn
To the dude who payed for my lunch today and took off without saying hello: thanks! — John Cho
DMX is crazy! We weren't attached to a picture car, so we were weaving through the streets and DMX actually floored it, off set just… — Anthony Anderson
When I was emceeing Win Ben Stein's Money, I actually fell asleep during the show a few times. I would sit on the safe over… — Jimmy Kimmel
Off to go jump in a lake. Literally. And I am just going to portage for the hell of it, too. I expect bug bites… — Alison Pill
We're a team that wants to keep on winning important titles for the club. I want to win it all, just like Tito. It will… — Lionel Messi
Your first job as a new coach should be to create a culture of success. You must model, communicate, teach, reward, and enforce the expectations… — Bill Walsh
My gold eagle arm shitted out a red rock. Threw it off my project roof, saw red dots. — Ghostface Killah
Bow on our arrival - the Un-American idol. What niggas did in Paris, got em' hanging off the Eiffel. — Kanye West
We on a galaxy that haters cannot visit. That's my reality so get off my Scott Disick. — Kanye West

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