Off Quotes

15597 quotes by 8408 authors

You gotta Feel the rush from off one touch. Give me one kiss got my dick standin up. — Pleasure P
Wakin' up feelin' buzzed off up early mornin' stretchin.' I'm yawnin' lightweight bent chugga lugga take a fifth to the dome. — Layzie Bone
We heavy off into this game. True to the 1st just call me that pro slang. Them nickels and dimes and 20's and 50's. The… — Layzie Bone
All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI can… — Goodfellas
Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time. -Morrie — Goodfellas
If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance a little? — Zapp Brannigan
The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue… — Chelsea Handler
Loc'in, steady chokin off that potent smoke and runnin from the po-po now. — Krayzie Bone
Dun got myself into a whole heap of trouble, double-crossed by the law so it's nobody to run to. Yeah it's just me and my… — Krayzie Bone
I gotta get paid play player holla holla. Saint Claire got much to offe.r Whether it be weed on 93 Or off on the glock… — Bizzy Bone
Well I must be close to the Armageddon lord you know. That I won't fly by that lesson you taught me to pull out my… — Bizzy Bone
I'm going city to city, I'm already lost. Tell the boss who is new in town. I'll ride this horse till it it bucks me… — Sage Francis
We cut the legs off of our pants threw our shoes into the ocean sit back and wave through the daylight. — Matt And Kim
Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have gone to Subway. — Gabriel Iglesias
This is my time so listen up. I'm finna bump. I'll give you something I know you been waiting on. With HCP all on the… — Lil Wyte
You like dancin?, I just two step You like to trick off, but I don't do that. You don't tote what, I keep that tooly.… — Rocko
Dolla, Dolla, ought to promise more of tomorrow then momentary holigrams fix-fix, candy coated excess fit for nothing better than misinterpreted nitwits to spend a… — Dolla
Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman — South Park
I done bust all in the face of a perfect dime. I even fell asleep twisted off Cuervo and lime. — D Block
Straw and the Ghost when it goes down, vest and a fo'-pound. We don't give a fuck about the law when we blast off. Get… — D Block

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