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Hey you get off my cloud. Let me get raw with my southpaw style. Mover, puffin' on a fat blunt from Cuba. It's the Meth… — Jackie Mittoo
Say when I'm ready you must hold on steady we're moving off at lightening speed, yeah take a seat and wait 'till I'm ready. I'm… — Freddie Mcgregor
Gave dem girl that I love now me take dem, to de complex, keep her off de compound back booty tat, ah nah, she cant… — Julian Marley
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous. -Jonah — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! — Napoleon Dynamite
Started off slow no matta how much she get she want moregirl now we on the top floor hold on tight shw aint gettin more..! — Wiz Khalifa
True I'm the doctor, I'm nuh actor n the business this is the factor. Yuh little and yuh cute yuh want a man why don't… — Lady Saw
Well, I cant say much about that, because I never hear off anyone who dead, and come back and tell we how they stay. — Laurel Aitken
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat… — Homer Simpson
First off, I've never seen one of you two cream puffs break a sweat. And second, that wasn't wrestling. That was two lady dogs fighting… — RJ Berger
Oh how silly weve been! We should have stroked them! Why didnt we guess? Really witty, giving us books that try and rip our hands… — Draco Malfoy
I'd be careful if I were you, Potter. Unless you're a bit politer, you'll go the same way as your parents. They didn't know what… — Draco Malfoy
Granger, they're after Muggles, D'you want to be showing off your knickers in mid-air? Because if you do, hang around...they're moving this way, and it… — Draco Malfoy
My father's next door buying my books and mother's up the street looking at wands,' said the boy. He had a bored, drawling voice. 'Then… — Draco Malfoy
I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up. -Hector — Blades Of Glory
Rory, I don't want to talk about this. I thought that by saying 'enough' and turning off the light, you would get the message. Apparently… — Gilmore Girls
Hey, get violently protective so Luke will back off. -SOOKIE — Gilmore Girls
That's it! I'm jumping off the Amistad. This is heavy, my back hurts, I'm not moving it again. -MICHEL — Gilmore Girls
What's this? A Ranger, caught off his guard? -Arwen — Lord Of The Rings
Soon Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the dwarves. Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone. -Gimli — Lord Of The Rings

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