Obama Quotes

1789 Obama quotes by 655 unique authors

This is President Obama’s number one political agenda item because he knows we will never again have a Republican president, ever, if amnesty goes into… — Michele Bachmann
President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed. — Jay Leno
Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech. — Jay Leno
President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person .… — Jay Leno
Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America. — Jay Leno
President Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, “It’s… — Jay Leno
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden. — Jay Leno
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of… — Jay Leno
President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork,… — Craig Ferguson
President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States. — Jay Leno
President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his? — Jay Leno
When I became the NASA administrator — or before I became the NASA administrator — (Obama) charged me with three things. One was he wanted… — Charles Bolden
In the Obama administration's Washington, government officials are increasingly afraid to talk to the press. The administration's war on leaks and other efforts to control… — Unknown Author
I'm a huge Obama fan. I think it's such an unbelievably great thing to have a President who's competent and not insane. — Randy Cohen
It's no wonder Michelle Obama is telling everybody you better breast-feed your baby-yeah, you better-because the price of milk is so high right now! — Sarah
Obama has not accomplished a key mission: sell his own successes and keep his own (political) troops fired up and ready to go. — David Corn
So Fox News is the voice of America and Obama is Stalin? Oh my God! I guess that makes me Yakov Smirnoff. — Jon Stewart
Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t. — Jon Stewart
It is clear that 'social Darwinism' and 'survival of the fittest' were intended by Obama to evoke feelings of fear and disgust. It is highly… — George H. Smith
President Obama is currently on a week-long trip to Africa, where he will promote freedom, democracy, and economic opportunity. I guess he figured it hasn't… — Jay Leno
If God told Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, and Herman Cain to run for president, then God obviously wants Barack Obama to win. — Randi Rhodes
Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street… — Jay Leno
President Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation. — Jay Leno
President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're… — Jay Leno
President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money. — Jay Leno

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