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What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama. — Rush Limbaugh
Nobody wants to say that the man [Obama] is a Marxist. Okay, so he's not a Marxist. He's a progressive! This is semantics. — Glenn Beck
I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell. — Glenn Beck
Obamas finest speeches do not excite. They do not inform. They dont even really inspire. They elevate. . . . He is not the Word… — Ezra Klein
This president (Barack Obama) I think has exposed himself over and over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white… — Glenn Beck
So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. Eugenics. — Glenn Beck
How do you beat Obama? Beat him with a Cain! — Herman Cain
Well, I don't think that the Obama administration knows what's Jesus, what belongs to Jesus and what belongs to them. That's my big gripe. Apparently,… — Christine O'Donnell
It's been obvious that [Republicans]'re doing everything they can to make [Obama] fail. And I hope, I hope - and I say this seriously -… — Harry Reid
I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community… — Rod Blagojevich
Obama sounded like Al Gore on global warming. The more the case for man-made warming falls apart, the more hysterical Gore gets about an imminent… — Fred Barnes
I cooked at the White House for Easter, last year, with Michelle Obama. But it more had to do with cooking from the organic garden,… — Jacques Pepin
Every new president inherits headaches, but President Obama has inherited an entire emergency room. — Madeleine Albright
President Obama said he is going to use the Gulf disaster to push a new energy bill through Congress. How about using the Gulf disaster… — Jay Leno
If people plunder you on the sea, that's piracy. If people plunder you on land, that's the Obama administration. — Frank J. Oteri
A few years ago, (Barack Obama) would have been getting us coffee. — William J. Clinton
(Harry Reid) was wowed by Obama's oratorical gifts and believed that the country was ready to embrace a black presidential candidate, especially one such as… — Harry Reid
Them Jews aren't going to let (Obama) talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he'll talk to me in five years when he's… — Jeremiah Wright
If we were real domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us, wouldn't he? — Sarah Palin
We are going to have the candidate of food stamps, the finest food-stamp president in the American history, in Barack Obama, and we are going… — Newt Gingrich
If we're able to stop Obama on [health care reform], it will be his Waterloo. It will break him and we will show that we… — Jim DeMint
I think everyone should be happy. I think a fool is going to go against same sex marriage at this point. Look how long it… — Curtis Jackson
Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a… — Tina Fey
It's not all Obama's fault: His plans to rebuild America's energy infrastructure have been hampered by the recession, and his efforts on global warming have… — Jeff Goodell
The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need a job.' — Conan O'Brien

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